Florida, Ohio State and Arizona will be sporting new uniforms for the Big Dance, all provided by Nike's new "System of Dress". These uniforms are the clothing equivalent of a mullet: business up top, party down below. They wouldn't look so silly if the shorts were less baggy. Or if Nike didn't pull a Final Fantasy and give the Florida jersey ALLIGATOR PATTERNS AND ONLY ONE SLEEVE.
Is this the next big thing, uniforms modeled after mascots? Does this mean that any Wildcat team now has to wear cat ears? And what kind of fit will the NCAA have over Native American mascots NOW?
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